come on, come on oh hey! my name's Eva and I like to-do lists and tv shows.
My mum’s friends at work are having a baby and their last name is watts so they were trying work out a name for it, i suggested 60 and they both looked confused so i said maybe 20 would suit them better
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my phone ran out of battery so i cant play 2048 and none of my friends are in this class. school is so boring……..i guess its time for me to show my skills *starts banging on table rhythmically with a pencil until teacher asks me to stop*
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one time my friend tried to say she had boobs the size of jupiter but she accidentally said “jubes” instead and then she burst out laughing for five whole minutes and finally whispered
"i have jubes the size of boopiter"
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